Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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