All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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