just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
In America we eat man semen.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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