It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
When are your genitals available?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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