so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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