he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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