Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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