Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Randomize