How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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