walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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