i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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