Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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