Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have already put on my inside pants.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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