I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Randomize
