areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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