I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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