Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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