dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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