dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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