Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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