Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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