kristin has been a bad kristin
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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