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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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