we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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