You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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