Michael Bay diarrhea
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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