To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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