Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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