doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
