32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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