Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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