first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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