Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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