does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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