As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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