There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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