It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My vagina is officially offended.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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