Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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