Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
