it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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