you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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