She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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