He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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