Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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