just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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