I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize