I puked a lego.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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