Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm like, not good at living.
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