I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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