i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Everything about him screamed your future.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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