As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
