Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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