Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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