We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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