Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Randomize
