Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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