I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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