You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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