so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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